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Women down booze faster than dudes
Mon Dec 31, 2012
Like men have nothing to do but just sit around on their fat lazy A$$E$. I'll have you know that I help my wife out BIG time!!! Matter of fact I try to make her life easier than mine.
Afghan Taliban publicly execute woman accused of adultery; men cheer
Sat Jul 7, 2012
Hell the SAME sht happens every day here in America the ONLY difference is that it is not in the name of some religion and the woman or man is drunk or on meth or some kind of hard drug or maybe clear headed and just filled with rage, pain and jealousy to the point of being out of their mind.
Singing passenger creates flight delay at JFK
Fri Jul 6, 2012
The Steve Miller band: Jet Airliner
Smoke from Western wildfires blankets the nation
Tue Jul 3, 2012
Naw, maaan, that's just the weed smoke from just my house. LMFAO
GlaxoSmithKline settles fraud case for $3 billion
Mon Jul 2, 2012
Legalize my sweet Mary Jane and we won't have to deal with as many problems as these. Most of the pharmas will got out of business. Pot really does SOLVE so very many many health as well as economic issues.
Massachusetts town approves $20 fine for swearing in public
Tue Jun 12, 2012
Awww you fkn mean to fkn tell me I can't fkn cuss in motherfkn public? Sht, just when I was fkn starting to fkn enjoy myself when some motherfkr comes along along and shts on my fkn parade!!! What the fk is this fkn world fkn coming to when I fkn can't fkn cuss in fkn public.
Help sought to solve Civil War photo mystery
Mon Jun 11, 2012
Michael, I am taking a HUGE risk in telling the details and absolute Gorey TRUTH (I know I could get collapsed but it is worth it to tell YOU the TRUTH) but you and everyone else in the world that doesn't know needs to be informed.
Report: Miami face-chewing attacker had no flesh in stomach
Sun Jun 10, 2012
Damn, this guy was acting like a crazy white man. I knew brothas could be crazy but they usually have their own brand of crazy. This is the first time tha tI have ever seen a crazy black man act like a crazy white man. LMFAO
Report: NYPD fires Orthodox Jew recruit for refusing to trim beard
Sun Jun 10, 2012
You A$$holes that are acting like 6 year olds and insulting him and calling him names are the very cryBABIES that WHINE and BOO HOO about TOLERANCE yet look at you HYPOCRITES!!! You A$$WIPES are not at all being TOLERANT!!! Just bunch of IMMATURE SPOILED BRATS!!!!!! THE CONSTITUTION of the Uni …
Flashlights used as small bombs in Phoenix
Sat Jun 9, 2012
It's a conspiracy of our own government to instill fear and paranoia into the public so that they can declare martial law and once and for all be rid of the CONSTITUTION of the UNITED STATES.
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